"This place has the oddest traffic" -scott
As we passed the town of Odessa Scott spontaneously burst out a quote from Odyssey
"He is from this place called Odessa" "no Odyssey" "Right Odessa" -scott
"I can be fabulous and drive - it comes naturally to me." -scott
"All the food is in with mom" - stacey "yes but we have their clothes, so we can be hungry and they can be naked" -caleb
"Look pine trees like new jersey" -scott
"We stole the Statue of Liberty.... Well the small one from this town" -scott
Going to retrieve his laptop from the rear. "Just don't kill me" -caleb
"Look we just went the same distance in 30 seconds we did in the past hour!" -scott
"Looks like we will hit you up at the light...I mean catch up with you" -stacey on phone with mom "or we might if I'm feelin' it" -scott
"Because they were being idiots, well mom said they were being rude" -stacey "well I say they are &@$#" - scott
"Don't listen to the GPS" -stacey helping to navigate "yah its so last year"-scott
"Oo its a big truck!" -stacey "I like big trucks and I can not lie, you other brothers can not deny" -scott
"Sometimes my omnipotence fails" -scott
"Tell Dad that traffic picks up after the fat man mowing his lawn. Take that Bing, that's how I give landmarks" -scott
"So it was a 'fat man gaper delay?" - Dad
"Not to be mean or anything but that guy driving looks like a monkey" -matt
(And lots of things I should not write down :P)
3 comments:
I love Scott. This is hilarious. Is he married? Can I introduce him to my daughter? :]
no he isnt married ;)
I love him he is hilarious
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